We’re posting an extra Brooklyn Missed Connection today because we had to post yesterday’s short story and leave this one on the cutting room floor. Yet, it concerns a clown, and we feel compelled to post it, so here goes:

FOODFIGHT THE CLOWN AT THE CONEY ISLAND MERMAID PARADE - m4w (RUBY FOOS AFTER THE PARADE)
HOPE TO FIND YOU : LIGHT BROWN/DIRTY BLOND HAIR, CUTE MID-TO LATE TWENTIES, AWESOME SAILOR-GIRL OUTFIT. WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY YOUR FRECKLES WERE. mE : UNICYCLE RIDING CLOWN, RED NOSE GREEN HAIR(DUH)FELT A CONNECTION W/YOU.BIGTIME.

That’s our clown in the photo.