There was such an abundance of Craigslist Missed Connection goodness this last week that we held a couple over. Here’s one we didn’t have a chance to get to. It’s short, sweet, to the point and amusing in a meaty kind of way:

Ave U Meat Supreme Girl - m4w (Bensonhurst)

Ave U Meat Supreme girl I am the man you said that looks like someone you know but I am a older version. How old are you?

We’re hoping the Meat Supreme Girl is a minimum of 18. That having been said, what wrong with meeting, literally, at a meat market?